Redneck wins lottery...
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says "I want my $20 million."To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.We give you a million today, and then you'll get the restspread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHTnow! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get amillion that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, IWANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!
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