An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department. The GrandEmir was unused to the salt in American foods (frenchfries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantlysending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with aglass of water, but then came the time when he returnedempty-handed."Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"demanded the Grand Emir."A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered thewretched Abdul, "white man sit on well."
More jokes
A Childs View Of A Retirement..
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holida..
Full joke here
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour..
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!'..
Full joke here
Do you know why it's called sex?..
Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ah..
Full joke here
Insult Collection #13..
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ..
Full joke here
God created woman, and she had 3 br..
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on ..
Full joke here
Copyright 2015 - Wicked Media ApS
Contact | Privacy Policy