Old farmer Johnson was dying...
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,"Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones.""Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies."But I want you to, Maude.""But why?" Maude asks."Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"
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