Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"She replies "because you're ugly."
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