10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
More jokes
Student Bloopers - Part I!..
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade ..
Full joke here
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Cos..
Full joke here
Ethnic Goldmine! - Part III..
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies d..
Full joke here
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he..
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twent..
Full joke here
Mental Health Hotline!..
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 ..
Full joke here
Copyright 2015 - Wicked Media ApS
Contact | Privacy Policy