Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...The beatings will continue until morale improves.I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.Help Wanted: Telepathy. You know where to apply.Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.Budget: A method for going broke methodically.Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.Dain bramaged.Department of Redundancy DepartmentWhat has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWLC:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN<-------- The information went data way -------->Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compressionThe Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not RespondingThe name is Baud......, James Baud.Access denied--nah nah na na
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